meditate
–verb (used without object)
1.
to engage in thought or contemplation; reflect.
2.
to engage in transcendental meditation, devout religious contemplation, or quiescent spiritual introspection.

drivitate
to engage in above while in the car.

toobitate
to engage in same while gazing at the TV.

napitate
to engage in same while lying somewhere comfortable such that the effort results in sleep.

Garage Sales

Ah, how easy it is to turn money into stuff.

And how hard it is to turn it back.

Sewing Scissors and #8 on the Clippers

I have lowered my standards for haircuts. I no longer require or even desire an excellent haircut. No, these days, the haircut I purchase just has to be better than the one I would give myself.

For example, I would definitely let these gals cut my hair.

Beet Greens?

You might be living in Arcata if...

You go to your friend's house for dinner and you can't identify any of the things she puts in your taco.

My Next Book

Farting Into My Zafu: One Human's Journey Through the Trials and Miracles of Meditation

zafu: n a round, thick cushion used for sitting meditation

Writers are essentially just thinkers with pens.

Do These Pixels Make Me Look Fat?

The camera may add ten pounds, but Photoshop can remove hundreds.