I Can Go to Work Now!

The epilator: a wonderful time-saver for the trichotillomaniac.

Chez Red Cross

I love the food at the bloodbank. It's my favorite flavor: free.

Actually, I guess it cost a pound* of flesh.


*Well, blood. But it is a pound. 1lb = 16oz. 1 pint = 16oz.

Art

In a painting, you see not the subject of the painting, but the painter's perception of the subject of the painting. In this way, you get to see the world through another's eyes.

How wonderful.

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Do they make a combination anti-zit/anti-wrinkle cream? Or do I have to mix my own?


Oh wait -- they do; it's called Retin-A.